Fatherly Advice

Dad & Son talk... be-fore it’s too late!


A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”

He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal... it’s called golf.”


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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


see also   Golf  Section
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21-Sep-2021