A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”
He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal... it’s called golf.”
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer
A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland
My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer
A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland
My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten
see also Golf Section
Father Sayings for Father’s Day
Father’s Day Selfie
Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages
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