A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”
He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal... it’s called golf.”
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern
A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern
A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
see also Golf Section
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