A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.” The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower My heart is happy, my mind is free. I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez see also Golf Section Father Sayings for Father’s Day Father’s Day Selfie Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages |
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