A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”
He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal... it’s called golf.”
All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan
To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan
To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten
see also Golf Section
Father Sayings for Father’s Day
Father’s Day Selfie
Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages
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