Up in the Scottish highlands, Jock has had a bit too much of the bevy at the local pub. Stumbling home after the pub closes, Jock sees a nice patch of soft heather under a huge oak tree and decides to sleep it off and go home the next morning. Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett see also Nationality Section Darth Vader Cool Noisy Neighbours Playing Through Scottish Choices Scottish Haircut Scottish Lawnmower Scottish Road Sign Scottish Weather Forecast That’s Not A Bagpipe! Welcome To Scotland Young Piper |
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