Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Downplaying depression in a yoga relationship


1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn’t repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You’re diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it’s still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don’t have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.


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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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