Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Downplaying depression in a yoga relationship


1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn’t repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You’re diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it’s still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don’t have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.


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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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02-Jul-2022