Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide

Technology for Country Folk

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

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