Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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23-Oct-2020