Technology For Country Folk

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S Patton

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro