Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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29-Mar-2020