Computing For Girls - A Windows Special

New computer window for girls - just released from Micro-soft





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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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17-Nov-2019