![]() The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney see also Birthday, Hospital, Marriage, Shopping & Stress Sections Female IT Experts Hardworking Wife iGifts Iron Deposit Real Iron Man Competition |
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