Two men were sitting in a health clinic. One of the men couldn’t help but notice that the other man was crying, so he put his hand on the tearful man’s shoulder and asked what was the matter.
“I came here for a blood test,” the crying man said.
“Are you afraid of the results?” the other man said.
“No, it’s not that. I just know that to take my blood, they’ll have to cut my finger.”
Hearing that, the other man began to sob as well.
“Why are you crying?” asked the man in for the blood test.
“I’m here for a urine test,” the other man said.
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