Aussie Rules Football - Season Ticket

Would you swap your wife for a season ticket?


Anna was reading an Aussie newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s an ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the local Australian Rules football team games.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Anna said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Anna said. “Tell me why not.”

“Season’s more than half over,” he said.


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21-May-2022