Aussie Rules Football - Season Ticket

Anna was reading an Aussie newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s an ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the local Australian Rules football team games.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Anna said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?” “Absolutely not,” he said. “How sweet,” Anna said. “Tell me why not.” “Season’s more than half over,” he said. see also   Nationality   &  Sports  Sections Aussie Car Alarm Aussie Definition of “Lucky” Aussie Gentleman Aussie Owls Aussie Husband Wanted - Call Helen Aussie Whine: Best Served With Humble Pie Australia 101 For Tourists Australian Bush Poetry Australian Cyclist Australian Ghost Story Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under Australian Wildfire Survivor AustrAliens   Downspout Sausage Cat Plastic Bottle Beach Art Dog Shoes Casket Car Cafe Cappuccino Redneck Car Swing Need A Lifeguard? Newfie Parkin' Only What Are Friends For? Piano Mover Pumpkin Helmet TP For Those With Money To Throw Away Redneck Mailbox Dog O'Lanterns

25-Oct-2020