Aussie Rules Football - Season Ticket
Would you swap your wife for a season ticket?
Anna was reading an Aussie newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s an ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the local Australian Rules football team games.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Anna said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Anna said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.
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