Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler see also Bad Gas Section Acceptable Doctors Sign Car-nage Car Surgeon Colon Celery Colonoscopy Comments Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Doctor’s Flat Examination Dog Proctologist Exhausting Gyne Work Fart Facts First Proctologist Exam (PG) German Flatulence Control Japanese Diving Platform Menopause Sucks Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice Singing Gynecologist |
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