Bad Timing for a Cymbal Wakeup Call

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Penguin plaing cymbals on top of a polar bear

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

If you must make a noise, make it quietly. - Oliver Hardy

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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03-Jun-2020