Almost Everything’s Bigger in Texas

Home on the Range for an Aussie


A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation and meets an Aussie farmer.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh? We have wheat fields that are at least twice at large!”

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation almost dies when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks, “And what are those?”

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”


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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If you're going to have a story, have a big story, or none at all. - Joseph Campbell

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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25-Jan-2021