“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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16-Apr-2021