“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel