“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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01-Dec-2020