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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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24-Jul-2021