Sleeping Pets on Dog & Cat Naps

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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23-Oct-2021