Sleeping Pets on Dog & Cat Naps

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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27-Oct-2020