Gene: “The Doctor said my wife and I need more exercise, so I bought myself a brand-new set of golf clubs.”
Joe: “What did you buy your wife?”
Gene: “A lawn mower.”
see also
Exercise & Marriage Sections
|  'Cover Girl' Magazine
|  One At A Time
|  Shofar So Good
|  Temple Car
|  Closing Time
|  Wine Glass Lanyard
|  Awning Truck Advertising
|  Plugged In
|  Org Chart - Simplified Version
|  Extreme Value
|  Instant Acrophobia
|  How To Hire Engineers
|  Business School Basics
|  Waterwheel Rotisserie
|  Elephant Bus
|  Promote Yourself
|  Time Machine
|  Redneck Engagement Ring
|  Forever Clean Toilet
|  Edible Clock
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