Gene: “Johnny, do you know what 3 plus 2 equals?”
Little Johnny: “3.”
Gene: “And what is 4 plus 3?”
Little Johnny: “5.”
Gene: “And what is 5 plus 3?”
Little Johnny: “6.
Gene: “So, Johnny, how would you like to caddy for me next Saturday?”
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