Definitely Defined
Call upon Little Johnny for definitive definitions

A school teacher said to her class one day, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

The first little boy said, “The sky is definitely blue.”
“Sorry, Andy, but the sky can be blue or orange,” corrected the teacher.

The second little boy said, “Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry, Bruce, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny at the back of the class stood up and asked, “Does a fart have lumps?”
The teacher looked horrified. “Johnny - of course not!”
“OK… then I definitely crapped my pants…”

see also   Bad Gas,  Little Johnny  &  School  Sections


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