Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
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