Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
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