Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
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