Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
see also Birthday & Shopping Sections
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“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Woodcutter Birthday Cake
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