Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
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