Q: How do you circumcise a whale? One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer see also Whale Section Circumcision Circumcision Without Paining Elephant Circumcision Bad Luck Kayaker Close Encounters of the Whale Kind Humpback Kayak Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests Killer Whale Food Life Sucks Sail Kite Whale SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised Scuba Diving Sucks Whale Pose Whale Skim |
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