A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?” “The funeral director,” said his wife. see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections Man Of The House   (2007 version)   Psychic Fair Panda Push Lunch Apple Protective Wings Socket To Me Work Not I Shoot People! Warm Them Up Nautical Sense of Humour Vegan Brownies Worst Action Photographer New Ghost Rider Paint Ladder Sidewalk Malt Melt Redneck Post Support Indiana Jeans First Performance Puzzle Makers Fishing Dog Twins' First Piano Lesson

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