A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?” “The funeral director,” said his wife. see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections Man Of The House   (2007 version)   Balanced Diet Moosehead Towing Famous Pets Tongue Shoes Bomb Squad Prank Redneck Waterslide Wailea Beach Apple Art Origin of the Whoopee Cushion Better Lawyer Laundry Goat Meat Loaf Better With A Beard Fat Twin Sisters Breathe in the Ocean Tel Aviv Luxury Penthouse Caffeine Boosters Head Path Proper English Reese Witherspoon

19-Oct-2021