A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his Doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital and answers it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the Doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news - you have Ebola.” “Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?” “Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the Doctor. “Will that cure me?” “No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.” see also   Diet  &  Doctor  Sections Do You Have An HMO? E. Coli Victim HAGS Disease Redneck Flu Shot   Open Air Reader Vacation At Last Cutting Edge Delivery Sunset Eclipse Diet Swing Lamp Escape Strong Straws Lucky Spectator Breadlace I Think I'll Hold It Instant Coffee Tragedy Cow Camouflage Room For Two Neandertallica Key-o-Saurus Pure Maple Syrup Dentist Drill Wife Consumption Dog Proctologist Vintage Birth Control

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