Ebola Diet
Controlling the Ebola outbreak

A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his Doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic.

The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital and answers it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the Doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news - you have Ebola.”

“Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”

“Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the Doctor.

“Will that cure me?”

“No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.”


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31-Oct-2020