A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his Doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the
Mayo Clinic.
The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital and answers
it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the Doctor on the other
end of the line. “Bad news - you have Ebola.”
“Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”
“Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita
bread,” says the Doctor.
“Will that cure me?”
“No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.”