We tried so
hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I’d like better.
I’d really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meatloaf sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother. And it’s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he’s scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother wants to tag along, I hope you’ll let him.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don’t ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won’t be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one. I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books. When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole. I don’t care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don’t like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle. May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor’s window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and hard work, disappointment and happiness. To me, it’s the only way to appreciate life. Written with a pen.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
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A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
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Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
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But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
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