Q: Why don’t Mennonites go to the symphony?
A: Because there’s too much sax and violins...
Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain
Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro
The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana
You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting
Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain
Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro
The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana
You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting
Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart
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