Lawyer Priorities
Legal advice from a “partial” attorney

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely and injuring him. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined.

“Never mind about your BMW,” the cop said, “Look at your arm!”

“Oh my God!” shouted the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody stump where his arm once was. “Where’s my Rolex?!”


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12-Jul-2020