Real Iron Man Competition

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Real Iron Man Competition

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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26-Jan-2020