Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


QuotaBills
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


see also   Christmas,  Dog  &  Music  Sections

 

Revenge of the Stallion

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist

Nuts And Fruitcakes

Spiral Staircase

Scubaru

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

Pigeon Drink

Epic Turban
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

03-Dec-2020