Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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28-Nov-2021