Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone


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06-Apr-2020