A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Clothing & Halloween Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Halloween Birth Howloween Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Candy |
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