[A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife...] “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.” “Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” “You’re coming empty handed?” see also   Christmas  &  Family  Sections   Business School Basics Broken Potted Plant Art Fish Hat Fairy Soap Floor Legs Microscopic Reader Brief Case Hairstyle Of The Year Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad Swan Heels Windshield Defrogger Side-Ways Sonic Straw Man At Work Uncorked Wine

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