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Christmas Guilt
Preparing for a wonderful Christmas family visit

[A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife...]

“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.”

“Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”

“You’re coming empty handed?”


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29-May-2020