Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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19-Jan-2021