Atheist Professor

A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.” One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it. While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?” He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.” The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered. She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.” QuotaBills God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani Never talk defeat. 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10-Apr-2021