Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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10-Apr-2021