Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

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Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

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Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

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Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible


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17-Jun-2021