Texas Bank Security

Why there are few bank robberies Texas

If only they could work on Ponzi schemes...

No need for a security system when the customers can do it themselves



Lawful Concealed Carry Permitted On These Premises - recognizing Second Amednment to U.S. Constitution

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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28-Jan-2020