A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.” Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away... over 45 cents?” see also   Marriage  &  Nationality  Sections Bread Shortage for Jewish Customer Jewish Fire Department Jewish Holiday Jewish Humour Jewish Mother-In-Law Jewish Perspective Jewish Samurai   Redneck Adjustable Shower 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars OCD Guy Garage Add-on Cow Vacation ChristMoose Tree Pilot Prop Job Crow Species Lawn Mirror Fishing Addiction Hairy Potter Crosswalk Casualty The Tree Is Up, Dear One Too Many Owl Garden GhetToes Statue Pose Magnetic Personality Giant Texas Red Centipede Snow Barrier

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