Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.”
Husband texts back: “Pour some luke-warm water over it.”
Wife texts back:
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“Computer seems completely buggered now”
Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
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