Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump see also Computer & Weather Sections Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart Cold Canada Winter Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey Cold Outhouse Cold Weather Travel Warning Face Frost Frigid Florida Frozen Apple Blossoms Frozen Crabs Frozen Door Locks Frozen Fish Frozen Fish Lineup Frozen Fish Meal Frozen French Stop Sign Frozen Hairstyle Frozen Parking Spot Frozen Pipes in the Garage Frozen Theater Hell Does Freeze Over! How Cold Is It? Indian Weather Forecasting It’s So Cold That ... Redneck Winter Spa Solitaire Survival Temperature Gauge Winnipeg Poem Winterpeg Warm |
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