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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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