Asteroid Alert

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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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24-Jan-2020