Q: How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?
A: On the rocks.
Q: What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?
Q: What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
A: Follow the captain.
Q: What did the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia say when asked if he knew where he was going?
A: He replied, “off course.”
Q: Was the Costa Concordia the most expensive thing to go down in Italy?
A: Only since Berlusconi’s last hooker.
Q: What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
A: Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown
Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
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Italian Electronic Humour
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