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Microsoft Smoke Signal Messenger

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill


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