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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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28-Nov-2020