A Mennonite Pastor, known for his long-winded sermons, decided to make fun of himself for a sermon on stewardship. He stood up on the Sunday before Dedication Sunday, and announced that the board had purchased an electric clock for the sanctuary, so that the Pastor would be more prudent in the length of his sermons.
“Now,” he said, “next Sunday, if this congregation pledges $10,000 more
than it did last year, the clock will be installed in the sanctuary.”
“And,” he continued, “if this congregation pledges $20,000 more than last
year, the clock will be plugged in.”
“And,” he concluded, “ if this congregation is visionary enough to pledge
$25,000 more than last year, I promise to look at the clock.”
see also
Mennonite Section
Mennonite Movies
Mennonnite Trivia
|  GMC Pool
|  Nature Calls
|  You're Home Early
|  New Nail Gun
|  Long Noodles
|  EMS Upgrade
|  No Pot Of Gold
|  Graduation Swag
|  Monkeypox
|  Pre-Dinner Photography
|  Curses, Foiled Again
|  Ant Virus
|  Sidewalk Malt Melt
|  Bird's Eye View
|  Sea Girl
|  Lifeguard Distancing
|  Merry Go Motorbike
|  Build Back Better - Season 2
|  Build Back Better - Season 1
|  Zamboni Date
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