A Mennonite Pastor, known for his long-winded sermons, decided to make fun of himself for a sermon on stewardship. He stood up on the Sunday before Dedication Sunday, and announced that the board had purchased an electric clock for the sanctuary, so that the Pastor would be more prudent in the length of his sermons. “Now,” he said, “next Sunday, if this congregation pledges $10,000 more than it did last year, the clock will be installed in the sanctuary.” “And,” he continued, “if this congregation pledges $20,000 more than last year, the clock will be plugged in.” “And,” he concluded, “ if this congregation is visionary enough to pledge $25,000 more than last year, I promise to look at the clock.” see also   Mennonite  Section Mennonite Movies Mennonnite Trivia   Tennis Plant Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone Small Bills Denmark Traffic Signals Nail Polish Lookalilikes Game Car Overloaded Mailbox Redneck Phone Enjoy Fresh Air Bread Board Snaccident Mini Bar Frisbee Stopper Redneck Sushi Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone Downchuck Border Agent Alert Cadillac Clearance Leading By Example Wired For Coffee

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