A husband and wife are on the 9th green, when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. He quickly calls the clubhouse on his cell phone, and after a brief conversation, picks up his putter and lines up his stroke. His wife looks up from the green and stares at him. “I’m dying over here and you’re putting?” “Don’t worry dear,” he says calmly. “They found a Doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.” “Well, how long will it take him to get here?” she asks feebly. “No time at all,” says her husband. “Everybody has agreed to let him play through.” see also   Doctor  &  Golf  Sections   All We Have To Do Is Stand Up Vacuum Extender BrownEes Chinese Puzzle Car Always Give 100% At Work Ancient Politician My Toaster Is Broken Shining Stars Tunnel Face The Bugs Are Bad This Year Dog Spa Ostrich Imprint Local Crabs World's First Hard Hat Bird Melons Bag Hang-Up LippoPotumus Haircut For Staff Meetings Wolf Mode Undertaker Bike

28-Jun-2022