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Good Golfer
Heart-warming story ends notion that golfers aren’t good husbands

A husband and wife are on the 9th green, when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.
“Help me dear,” she groans to her husband.

He quickly calls the clubhouse on his cell phone, and after a brief conversation, picks up his putter and lines up his stroke.

His wife looks up from the green and stares at him.
“I’m dying over here and you’re putting?”

“Don’t worry dear,” he says calmly. “They found a Doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”

“Well, how long will it take him to get here?” she asks feebly.

“No time at all,” says her husband. “Everybody has agreed to let him play through.”


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24-Jan-2021