Redneck Mansion

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White