Redneck Mansion

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer