Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

QuotaBills
How much money is enough? - Talmud

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


see also   House  &  Redneck   Sections
Handicap Porch
How To Cook A Deer
How To Make A Deer Stand
Redneck Air Bags
Redneck ATV
Redneck Bulldozer
Redneck Cadillac
Redneck Doork
Redneck Measuring Tape
Redneck Parking Brake
Redneck Porch Hunter
Redneck Post Support
Redneck Restroom Privacy
Redneck Riding Lawnmower
Redneck Sergeants
Redneck Snowmobile
Redneck Soldier
Redneck Spatula
Redneck Spoon
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Swing
Redneck Tank Top
Redneck Teeter Totter
Redneck Tractor
Redneck Tricycle
Redneck Water Trailer
Redneck Wave Runner
Redneck Wheelchair Stroller
Saskatchewan Mansion
Summer in Saskatchewan
Sunday Drive in the Country
Thirst Quencher Fridge


 

Image Challenge

Stroller Snow Tires

2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Is The Warming Still Global?

Snow Drifts Inside Your Car

Redneck Potter's Wheel

Winter Sucks

Chainsaw Art

Spot the Hidden Cell Tower

How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed

Snow Is Coming

Spot The Clock

Gay Football

Icy Grip Of Winter

Find The Dogs

Fractal Pattern River

Canadian Whiskey

COLD Fairbanks

Snow Wall

Manitoba Kickstand
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

23-Jan-2022