Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

QuotaBills
Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


see also   House  &  Redneck   Sections
Handicap Porch
How To Cook A Deer
How To Make A Deer Stand
Redneck Air Bags
Redneck ATV
Redneck Bulldozer
Redneck Cadillac
Redneck Doork
Redneck Measuring Tape
Redneck Parking Brake
Redneck Porch Hunter
Redneck Post Support
Redneck Restroom Privacy
Redneck Riding Lawnmower
Redneck Sergeants
Redneck Snowmobile
Redneck Soldier
Redneck Spatula
Redneck Spoon
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Swing
Redneck Tank Top
Redneck Teeter Totter
Redneck Tractor
Redneck Tricycle
Redneck Water Trailer
Redneck Wave Runner
Redneck Wheelchair Stroller
Saskatchewan Mansion
Summer in Saskatchewan
Sunday Drive in the Country
Thirst Quencher Fridge


 

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

20-Oct-2020