Redneck Mansion

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer