Redneck Mansion

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France