Redneck Mansion

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki