Redneck Mansion

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki