![]() The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer see also House & Redneck Sections Handicap Porch How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Redneck Air Bags Redneck ATV Redneck Bulldozer Redneck Cadillac Redneck Doork Redneck Measuring Tape Redneck Parking Brake Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Post Support Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck Riding Lawnmower Redneck Sergeants Redneck Snowmobile Redneck Soldier Redneck Spatula Redneck Spoon Redneck Stealth Bomber Redneck Swing Redneck Tank Top Redneck Teeter Totter Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Redneck Water Trailer Redneck Wave Runner Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Saskatchewan Mansion Summer in Saskatchewan Sunday Drive in the Country Thirst Quencher Fridge |
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