Lofty Treehouses

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash