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A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me? - Unknown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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23-Oct-2021