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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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06-Dec-2019