Lofty Treehouses

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown