Half House For Sale

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky