If you live alone or with an extremely small dog, and you don't have much stuff, this house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed to be Toronto's smallest house. Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres). Asking price is $179,900. Listed features: a. Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back b. Tumbled stone entrance walk c. Renovated Bath d. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer e. Bedroom with Murphy bed + Built-Ins - doubles as den f. Walk-out to fenced patio g. 100-amp electrical service h. 2 satellite dishes and receiver i. 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