Half House For Sale

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton