Half House For Sale

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki