Half House For Sale

House Flipper Special

Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale



If you live alone or with an extremely small dog, and you don't have much stuff,
this house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed
to be Toronto's smallest house.
Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits
on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long
and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).
Asking price is $179,900. Listed features:
a. Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back     b. Tumbled stone entrance walk
c. Renovated Bath     d. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and
new stacked washer/dryer
e. Bedroom with Murphy bed + Built-Ins - doubles as den     f. Walk-out to fenced patio
g. 100-amp electrical service     h. 2 satellite dishes and receiver     i. Window A/C Available

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

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My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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25-Feb-2020