Half House For Sale

House Flipper Special

Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale



If you live alone or with an extremely small dog, and you don't have much stuff,
this house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed
to be Toronto's smallest house.
Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits
on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long
and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).
Asking price is $179,900. Listed features:
a. Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back     b. Tumbled stone entrance walk
c. Renovated Bath     d. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and
new stacked washer/dryer
e. Bedroom with Murphy bed + Built-Ins - doubles as den     f. Walk-out to fenced patio
g. 100-amp electrical service     h. 2 satellite dishes and receiver     i. Window A/C Available

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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02-Jun-2020