Half House For Sale

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki