A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. ![]() For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick, and the Doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box, and when he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me that the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The little old man was so moved - he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money - where did it come from?” ![]() “Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.” Patience Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death, Because I don’t know how to crochet. No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero No man is an island, Entire of itself - John Donne Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree So dark, so deep, The secrets that you keep... - Unknown Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry L Stimson Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Finance, Marriage, Relationship & Survivor Sections Nope, Didn’t See A Thing |
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