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Don’t Mess With The Amish
Tips on pond drinking for Muslims

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”

The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!”

The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”



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27-Nov-2020