An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!” The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.” see also   Amish & Mennonite,  Cow  &  Farm  Sections Newfie Speak   Sidewalk Malt Melt Redneck Post Support Indiana Jeans First Performance Puzzle Makers Fishing Dog Twins' First Piano Lesson Black Sheep Friday Black Friday Scam 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Aussie Gazpacho Too Much Turkey Best Friend Theft Baconurkey Biggest Turkeys Turkey Day Selfie Redneck Turkey Shoot Grandma's Beautiful Pies Going Cold Turkey Run, Turkey, Run

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