An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!” The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.” see also   Amish & Mennonite,  Cow  &  Farm  Sections Newfie Speak   Spooky Halloween House Halloween Clouds Eye Do Halloween Pit Bull Halloween Birth Broom Size Hobbit Halloween Halloween Pie Just Two Buddies Hanging Out Jewbacca Colour Wheel Halloween Driver Costume Book Cover Pumpkin Cabin Illusion Here Comes Baby The Official Flag of 2020 Redneck DoorBells Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping Afghan Livestock Management Elephant Hand

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