An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!” The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.” see also   Amish & Mennonite,  Cow  &  Farm  Sections Newfie Speak   Israel Security Breakfast In Bed Antler Field Redneck Stove Burner Texas Earrings A Man's Life Dog Walker New Zealand Prepares For War Window Washing Daredevil Aussie Ford Coupe Pushing The Envelope Window Fall Repair Bacon Balls Tiny Forest Inside Loo View Finally 21 Diet Swing Vealy Big Meal Just Like Grandpa Long Liquor Store

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