An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!” The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.” see also   Amish & Mennonite,  Cow  &  Farm  Sections Newfie Speak   Pirrows Young Rock Star Restored Beauty Powerplant Swimsuit Models Watermelon Cake Sharkini Julyed Filet Minion Better Singer Texas Basketball Grow Food, Not Lawns Nut Salesman Long Yellow Things Ants Know When Something Is Fake Think Outside Despicable Wood Stove Engineering Flowchart Egotist Hunter's Dream Wedding Paddy Field Canal

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