Sick Of Snow
One person’s take on winter this year
How deep is our snow? Our little dog can walk out of the yard OVER the fence. Our neighbours lost their minivan when the carport roof collapsed on it. The local schools go out with long poles at the end of recess to probe for missing kids. The snowmen formed a union and went on strike for higher pay and shorter hours. At Christmas, people picketed the local radio station for playing “Let it Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow” and “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”. Our village has set up a snow exporting business, shipping it to exotic southern locales. We are having a bit of trouble with thieves, however... someone keeps stealing the snow out of the boxes before they arrive! see also Weather Section Death of a Snowman Enough Snow? Newfie Swimming Pool Remote Outdoors Saskatchewan Snow Blower Snowgazers Tree Hugger Two Feet Of Snow Vancouver Snow Plow Wandering Deer Winter Convertible Car Winter Doorway
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