A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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13-Dec-2019