First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?

Was Neil Armstrong really the first man on the moon?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - or movie hype?

or is this an elaborate hoax? Hoax Proof #1    Hoax Proof #2


First Man on the Moon Hoax

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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common?
They fear solar energy. - Michio Kaku

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Pluto is just one of hundreds of objects in The Kuiper Belt. Hundreds of small icy worlds to explore - the keys to understanding the origin of our solar system. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA (1969)

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. - Deepak Chopra

NASA is an engine of innovation and inspiration as well as the world's premier space exploration agency, and we are well served by politicians working to keep it that way, instead of turning it into a mere jobs program, or worse, cutting its budget. - Bill Nye

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. - Randall Munroe

I think that when NASA works on a moon shot, they know too well that all of the people working on it must doe their job at 110 percent. Sometimes they probably put in 18 hour days, but they're aiming for the moon, and that's what counts. - Marvin Hamlisch

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

We need to look at NASA, not as a handout, but as an investment. Because, as goes the health of space fairing ambitions, so too goes the spiritual, the emotional, the intellectual, the creative, and the economic ambitions of a nation. So goes the future of America. - Neil D. Tyson

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. - Rachael Ray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

JFK (1962): "We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because it is hard."
Obama (2010): "We choose not to go to the moon because it is easy, not because it is hard."

For me, the most ironic token of that moment in history is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the Moon. It reads: "We came in peace for all mankind." As the United States was dropping 7.5 megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity: We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan

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14-Jun-2021