First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?

Was Neil Armstrong really the first man on the moon?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - or movie hype?

or is this an elaborate hoax? Hoax Proof #1    Hoax Proof #2


First Man on the Moon Hoax

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Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common?
They fear solar energy. - Michio Kaku

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common?
They fear solar energy. - Michio Kaku

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Pluto is just one of hundreds of objects in The Kuiper Belt. Hundreds of small icy worlds to explore - the keys to understanding the origin of our solar system. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA (1969)

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. - Deepak Chopra

NASA is an engine of innovation and inspiration as well as the world's premier space exploration agency, and we are well served by politicians working to keep it that way, instead of turning it into a mere jobs program, or worse, cutting its budget. - Bill Nye

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. - Randall Munroe

I think that when NASA works on a moon shot, they know too well that all of the people working on it must doe their job at 110 percent. Sometimes they probably put in 18 hour days, but they're aiming for the moon, and that's what counts. - Marvin Hamlisch

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

We need to look at NASA, not as a handout, but as an investment. Because, as goes the health of space fairing ambitions, so too goes the spiritual, the emotional, the intellectual, the creative, and the economic ambitions of a nation. So goes the future of America. - Neil D. Tyson

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. - Rachael Ray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

JFK (1962): "We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because it is hard."
Obama (2010): "We choose not to go to the moon because it is easy, not because it is hard."

For me, the most ironic token of that moment in history is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the Moon. It reads: "We came in peace for all mankind." As the United States was dropping 7.5 megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity: We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan

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11-Apr-2021