My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
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