My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
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