Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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17-May-2022