My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
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