Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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