Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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28-Nov-2020