Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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22-Jun-2021