My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
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