My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings. Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden. My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor see also Relationiship & Shopping Sections 7 Dwarfs of Menopause Menopause Sucks |
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