A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. Goldie Hawn Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Jennifer Whenifer Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. Mary Hirsch I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Whenifer If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine the Great I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher Inside every older lady is a younger lady - wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. Unknown Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes The phrase: “working mother” is redundant. Jane Sellman The two most beautiful words in the English language are cheque enclosed. Dorothy Parker Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba Mcentire Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! Kathy Buckley When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler see also   Feminist  &  Quotes  Sections   High Strung Violinist Deodorized Pads Leteracy Night Redneck Baby Carriage Stealth Readers Good Stuff Or Else Productive Computers Poodle Power Trust Issues Bacon Soda Sales 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars My Time Lerts Great White Socks That's Not A Bagpipe! Paint Protection Balanced Writer Jolly Good Recovery Tylenol Ban In Perfect Harmony

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