LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy
We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley
The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton
You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan
Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood
Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon
Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown
I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater
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Chinese to English Translation
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