LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman
Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown
Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha
We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel
Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell
Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown
Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
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