LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown
I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach
You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan
It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada
The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin
You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok
There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb
Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
No Fee Chinese Detective
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