LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman
Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn
The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley
We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards
To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing
Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown
If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis
I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
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