LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire
Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
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