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Jet Fuel Drink
Only one long-lasting side effect from power-full drink

Bob and Joe were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics at the Toronto airport.

One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do. Bob said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Joe said, “Me too. I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bob woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. In fact he felt great, no hangover, no bad side effects. Nothing at all.

Then the phone rang. It was Joe.
Joe said, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”
Bob said, “I feel great. How about you?”
Joe said, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”
Bob said, “No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.”

”Yeah, well, there’s just one thing...”
“What’s that?”
“Have you farted yet?”
“No…”
“Well, DON’T! ’Cause I’m in Vancouver!”


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15-Nov-2019