Give up? Click here for the answer Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough Learning by doing, peertopeer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.  Nicholas Negroponte For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also Puzzle Section 
