Give up? Click here for the answer Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Academy: A modern school where football is taught  Daffynitions joeks.com Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school  Daffynitions joeks.com I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.  Bill Watterson Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.  Alan Turing In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone.  Unknown Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.  Albert Einstein If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about.  Nick Cave I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.  Kurt Vonnegut For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation.  Mark Batterson Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family.  Stephen Covey Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also Puzzle Section 
