![]() Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven. And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds, That singing up to heaven-gate ascend, Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car & Emergency Sections Gate Crashers |
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