Redneck Dog House

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz