Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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13-Dec-2019