Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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08-Aug-2020