Redneck Dog House

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell