Redneck Dog House

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong