Redneck Dog House

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright